Note To Future Self

In lieu of actual news, here’s a hypothetical situation which I like to call “is dad a ninja?”

The situation: a dangerous animal is sleeping in your pram.

Normally, we’d let sleeping bears lie. But, wait! What’s this? She’s fallen asleep atop the grocery shopping.

And not just any grocery shopping. Beer and steaks, people!

Is dad enough of a ninja to extract the comestibles without enraging the grizzly bear?

In a word. No.

Last week, Auntie Elsbeth breezed in from the PacNW to ensure our parenting was up to her exacting standards. While she was here we shot the arty cover for our next album

We practiced a bit of baby bondage

And we had a few bad hair days

On next week’s blockbuster season finale …. showdown at Grandpa Gulch.