Back on the horse

In lieu of actual news, here’s a hypothetical situation which I like to call “is dad a ninja?”

The situation: a dangerous animal is sleeping in your pram.


Normally, we’d let sleeping bears lie. But, wait! What’s this? She’s fallen asleep atop the grocery shopping.


And not just any grocery shopping. Beer and steaks, people!

Is dad enough of a ninja to extract the comestibles without enraging the grizzly bear?

In a word. No.

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4 Responses to “Back on the horse”

  1. John
    March 20th, 2009 at 9:33 am

    Silly new dad. Baby goes on bottom, beer and steak go on top. Problem solved!
  2. erika
    March 20th, 2009 at 1:31 pm

    Oy vey. John beat me to it.
  3. Bob
    March 20th, 2009 at 3:42 pm

    I’m confused:
    a. I don’t see where there is anywhere near enough room under Evelyn for beer, let alone beer and steaks. Do they sell those little one ounce samplers in NZed?
    b. And why did you convert a beer-cart into a pram in the first place?
  4. Nicki
    April 2nd, 2009 at 5:37 pm

    Aaron, you crack me up!

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